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1.       A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father.             Who was the doctor?    the boys mother 

 

2.       How many animals did Moses take on the ark?     none it was Noah's ark 

 

3.       What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?     a towel 

 

4.       What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?     the letter 'm' 

 

5.       What has 13 hearts but no other organs?      a deck of playing cards 

 

6.       What question can you never answer yes to?     are you asleep?

 

7.       You’re escaping a labyrinth and there are three exits. Exit A leads to an inferno. Exit B leads to an                     assassin. Exit C leads to a lion that hasn’t eaten in three years. Which exit do you pick?     Exit C. If a               lion hasn’t eaten in three years, it has definitely starved to death.

 

8.       A cowboy rode to an inn on Wednesday. He stayed two nights and left on Wednesday. How could that               be?     The horse was called Wednesday

 

9.       How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or                         division?     take away the letter 's'

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10.     I’m always in front of you but can’t be seen. What am I?     the future

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