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Hide and Seek

Our fun children's page 

Church is for everyone 

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1.       A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was               the doctor?

 

2.       How many animals did Moses take on the ark?

 

3.       What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

 

4.       What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

 

5.       What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

 

6.       What question can you never answer yes to?

 

7.       You’re escaping a labyrinth and there are three exits. Exit A leads to an inferno. Exit B leads to an assassin. Exit C             leads to a lion that hasn’t eaten in three years. Which exit do you pick?

 

8.       A cowboy rode to an inn on Wednesday. He stayed two nights and left on Wednesday. How could that be?

 

9.       How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?

 

10.      I’m always in front of you but can’t be seen. What am I?

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